Try Something New Tuesday – Balut

    Try Something New Tuesday – Balut

    Well…the day has come, balut is on the menu. This Filipino delicacy is not for the faint of heart. Balut is a fertilized duck egg, this is not your typical eggs and bacon.


    And guess what? We’re doing Balut.

    Hey you guys, this is Nazar with Provident Real Estate here, on a Tuesday, not looking forward to what I’m about to do.

    Now, I’ve been dreading this day for a very long time. I have said heck no to this, but, unfortunately, most of you guys hate me, and have requested, tirelessly, for me to try Balut. And, this, my friends, is Balut.

    Alright, guys here’s the egg. I got my salt ready, got my soy sauce just in case, even though I don’t see people that need it. I am legitimately freaking out right now.

    I don’t even wanna freaking see inside this egg. Oh! I am not in the mood to do this today. And here it is! Oh, shoot. Oh! Ugh, it smells awful! I’ve got my trash bag there, just in case I vomit. Listen, I’ve got a weak stomach. I’m just gonna pour this out. I can feel it inside moving. Who does this? Why do people do this?

    Oh, crap. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh! It fell out! Look, its right there! Oh, man. There’s a little baby chick. How am I supposed to eat that? I don’t do slimy, and this is freaking slimy.

    Alright, I just man up. Just imagine if I was in one of those shows where I was gonna die if I didn’t eat it. Right? Okay, that tasted like salty boogers.

    That’s what it was. I am never doing that again. I will never move to freaking Philippines and eat this on a daily basis. This was a dollar. ‘Kay? This was a freaking dollar.

    This is Nazar with Provident Real Estate, telling you to never eat a Balut egg. Have a great day.

     

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